Topic: Issue #649 12/9/11
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It doesn't matter if you lock your doors and throw away the keys - THEY know you are home! Got a computer? THEY know you are online! And THEY know that you have just received another brain-crunching issue of the weekly newsletter of all the weird stuff and conspiracies that THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW - THE CONSPIRACY JOURNAL! So read it quickly before THEY come knocking on your door to take you away! Information is POWER!
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such creature-feature stories as:
- U.S. Military Funds SETI's Search for Aliens -
- Wizards Of Odd And The Alien Mask Of Evil -
- 10 Ways the War on Drugs is a Wild Success -
- Students Claim Restroom Haunted, Faint En Mass -
AND: The World of Grim Christmas Creatures
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See you next week!