Topic: Issue #845 1/10/16
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The crystal ball glimmered with an iridescence of days of future past. The nearby flickering candles threw shadows of things yet to be upon the orbs crystalline matrix. The prophet, withered and aged, breathed deeply of the smokey air and continued to gaze deeply into the heart of the crystal. Deep within his brain, universal connections that bind us all in a web of wholeness are stimulated by the hypnotic shapes that danced faintly in the ball.
Time and space are one and all information contained within reality are available to those who can master their intellect and allow the stream of information to be downloaded directly into the brain -- bypassing the rational mind that would block anything received through such unconventional methods. The prophet sighs in contentment -- because once again his crystal ball has brought him his subscription to Conspiracy Journal, the free weekly e-mail newsletter of everything weird and strange from the past present and future.
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such clavicle shattering stories as:
- The Man Who Studies the Spread of Ignorance -
- The Mass Landing Myth and The Arrival of the Armies of God -
- Pursuing Mysterious Winged Things -
AND: A Japanese Ghost who Haunts Bathrooms
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