Topic: Issue #729 7/7/13
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What's that strange light in the sky? Hush! Did you hear something on the roof? Quiet! I think someone is in the house! Could it be extraterrestrials looking for abductees to experiment on? Maybe it's the Men-In-Black seeking to threaten and warn dire consequences. I bet it's agents of the New World Order looking to implant mind control devices in our heads to create robot killers! No, wait! It's ALL OF THE ABOVE! But don't worry, they're only here to read your latest edition of Conspiracy Journal, with all the news and info that's fit to suppress.
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