Topic: Issue #738 9/13/13
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Perhaps today shall be the day you don't get out of bed. Why tempt the fates? Maybe today should be the day you don't drive your car...go to work...make important decisions...or do anything at all. Perhaps today shall be the day you don't get out of bed. Cosmic forces conspire against you. Malignant energies weave their way through the universe to seek you out for their dark missions. Black cats walk across your path. Today is Friday the 13th. Perhaps today shall be the day you don't get out of bed.
Don't forget to check out the latest Conspiracy Journal/Bizarre Bazaar Catalog...Number 40, full of our newest books, DVDs, and other interesting products that THEY don't want you to have!
- Why Does Friday the 13th Scare Us So Much? -
- Evidence of Alien Life Collected From Balloon -
- Levitation – The UFO “Fear Factor” Program -
- Mysterious Disembodied Voices -
AND: David Attenborough Says Yeti May Be Real
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