Topic: Issue #956 5/13/18
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The crystal ball glimmered with an iridescence of days of future past. The nearby flickering candles threw shadows of things yet to be upon the orbs crystalline matrix. The prophet, withered and aged, breathed deeply of the sweet, smokey air and continued to gaze into the heart of the crystal. Deep within his brain, universal connections that bind us all in a web of consciousness are stimulated by the hypnotic shapes that danced faintly in the ball. Time and space are one and all information contained within reality are available to those who can master their intellect and allow the stream of information to be downloaded directly into the brain. This bypasses the rational mind that would block anything received through such unconventional methods. The prophet sighs in contentment -- because once again his crystal ball has brought him his subscription to Conspiracy Journal, the free weekly e-mail newsletter of everything weird and strange from the past, present and future.
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such Dharma-Perception tales as:
- Pentagon Reports On Warp Drive and Other "Exotic Science" -
- Brad Steiger, Paranormal Writer, Passes Away at 82 -
- Close Encounters of the Dangerous Kind -
AND: The Girl Who Ate Fairy Food
All these exciting stories and MORE in this week's issue of
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