Topic: Issue #782 8/3/14
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This week, Conspiracy Journal takes a look at such eye-popping tales as:
- Does Quantum Physics Imply That You Are Immortal? -
- Contacting Alien's Might Not Be a Good Thing -
- The Supernatural Power of the Ark of the Covenant -
- The Sexy Side of the Supernatural -
AND: Police Hunt For Boys Who Allegedly Turned Into Cats
All these exciting stories and MORE in this week's issue of
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