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Conspiracy Journal
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #499 12/12/08
cj#499 The crystal ball glimmered with an iridescence of days of future past. The nearby flickering candles threw shadows of things yet to be upon the orbs crystalline matrix. The prophet, withered and aged, breathed deeply of the smokey air and continued to gaze deeply into the heart of the crystal. Deep within his brain, universal connections that bind us all in a web of wholeness are stimulated by the hypnotic shapes that danced faintly in the ball. Time and space are one and all information contained within reality are available to those who can master their intellect and allow the stream of information to be downloaded directly into the brain -- bypassing the rational mind that would block anything received through such unconventional methods. The prophet sighs in contentment -- because once again his crystal ball has brought him his subscription to Conspiracy Journal, the free weekly e-mail newsletter of everything weird and strange from the past present and future. This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such bone-chilling tales as: - 'Jesus Was Born in June', Astronomers Claim - - The Mystery of UFOs Spitting Flames - - And Now For A World Government - - The Great Sphinx of Giza May Have Had Lion's Face - AND: Phantom Or Flesh: Bears in London All these exciting stories and MORE in this week's issue of CONSPIRACY JOURNAL! |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 11:02 PM EST
Updated: Thursday, December 11, 2008 11:08 PM EST
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue # 498 12/5/08
cj#498 Who can it be knocking at my door? Make no sound...tip-toe across the floor. If he hears, I'll be stuck all day. I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay. That's OK, because you'll have this weeks exciting issue of strange conspiracies, UFOs and the paranormal - Conspiracy Journal! So tell those pesky intelligence operatives that you don't have time for another mind-control session, because Conspiracy Journal is here at last and demanding to be read. This week Conspiracy Journal has such tendon-snapping stories as: - Study Shows Cell Phone Radiation Damages Memory - - Phone Calls From The Dead - - Reincarnation: Real or Delusion? - - Most Planets May Be Seeded With Life - AND: UFO Believers Urge Obama to "End Six-Decade Truth Embargo" |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:13 PM EST
Friday, November 28, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #497
cj#497 Don't Let Them Push You Around! Say NO to government conspiracies! Tell the pushy aliens trying to probe your body with strange instruments to TAKE A HIKE! RESIST domestic agencies who think that your freedom and privacy are a thing of the past. FIGHT BACK against the big corporations who make themselves richer by making the rest of us poorer. QUESTION politicians who say that they know what's best for us and that any questions are treasonous. Freedom, and our rights are not negotiable. And if any of them give you any lip, tell them that CONSPIRACY JOURNAL is on to their little game. That'll shut em' up! This week, Conspiracy Journal brings you such jaw-dropping stories as: - America’s Forgotten Freedoms - -The UFO and JFK Assassination Link - - Argentina: Bizarre Entity in Colonia Elia (Prov. of Entre Rios) - - Monsters of the Mountains - AND: UFOs, Aliens and Ghosts Are Believed in More than God |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 4:42 PM EST
Updated: Friday, November 28, 2008 10:54 PM EST
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #496 11/21/08
cj#496 Draw your blinds...hide the children...bring in the cat and dog... because once again your e-mail box has been invaded by your weekly visit of the strange and unknown. Yes, that's right, Conspiracy Journal, home of conspiracies, UFOs, the paranormal and other interesting bits of news and information is here to confound your senses and infuriate those who wish to keep the truth secret. This week, Conspiracy Journal takes a look at such eye scorching tales as: - People the World Over Claim Mind Control Harassment - -Argentina: Further Details on the Chicoana Agriglyphs - - UK Recruits Experts To Investigate UFO Flap - - Are Parallel Universes More than a Figment of Our Imagination?- AND: Nessie Is Much More Than A Monster To Us? All these exciting stories and MORE in this week's issue of CONSPIRACY JOURNAL! Take this link to read online this weeks exciting issue: https://uforeview.tripod.com/conspiracyjournal496.html Questions? Comments? Send your email to: conspiracyjournal@hotmail.com See you next week! |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 11:44 PM EST
Updated: Friday, November 21, 2008 2:17 PM EST
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #495 11/14/08
cj#495 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Is it the CIA? Is it the NSA? Is it the extraterrestrials who hover over your house late at night? Is it the Men-In-Black who are sitting outside your home in their black cars watching your every activity? Well don't worry. They aren't interested in you...they are just waiting for another exciting issue of their favorite weekly, newsletter of conspiracies, UFOs, the paranormal and everything else weird and strange -- CONSPIRACY JOURNAL! This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such spine chilling stories as: - Nanotechnology Sparks Fears for the Future - - Lower Hudson Residents Stand by UFO Sightings of 1980s - - Financial Psychic Predicted Global Meltdown - - Iowa’s Mysterious Black Angels - AND: Has A Baby Ogopogo Been Found in Lake Okanagan? |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:05 PM EST
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #494 10/7/08
cj#494 It is one week after Halloween...the candy buzz is slowly wearing off. The cardboard witches and black cats have been taken down and stored away for another year. The carved jack o' lanterns still sit on front porches, their faces slowly succumbing to the elements, melting to an even more gruesome caricature of frightening faces half-glimpsed in the dark from underneath sweat-soaked blankets. But don't be sad, for even if your regular newspaper or nightly news has turned away from tales of haunted houses and ghostly visitors, Conspiracy Journal is back once again to bring you all of the strange and weird news that happens every month, every week, every day...even if it is not Halloween. This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such sweet melting chocolate stories as: - Army Working on Science’s Outer Limits - - Massive Waves a Mystery at Maine Harbor - - UFOs Blamed For Massive Black-Out - - Tapping Into the Supernatural to Crack Crimes - AND: Legend of the Dog Man Still Haunts the Woods of Michigan |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 11:46 PM EST
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #493 10/31/08
cj#493 This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such Halloween-horror stories as: - U.S. and Soviet's Studied Paranormal Powers For Cold War Advantage - - Are Military Bases Haunted? - - Living In A Haunted House Drew Woman To Ghost Chasing - - The Biting Dead - AND: The Haunted Home of Joan Crawford |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 9:53 PM EDT
Friday, October 24, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #492 10/24/08
cj#492 Lock your doors. Hide the children and pets. Don't answer the phone! Because THEY are HERE! They're trying to get in! They're trying to listen in! They're trying to read your newest issue of CONSPIRACY JOURNAL! Yes that's right! Conspiracy Journal is here once again to inflame your senses and feed your brain. This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such migraine-inducing stories as: - U.S. Pilot Ordered To Shoot Down UFO - - Ghost Hunting Leaves Questions About The Paranormal Unanswered - - "Yeti" Footprints Found By Adventurers in Nepal - - Mysterious Monster Hunts - AND: Ralph Lael’s “Alien Mummy”: Where is He Now? |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 9:27 AM EDT
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #491 10/17/08
cj#491 Tired of aliens abducting you in the middle of the night, interrupting your sleep and disturbing the cat? Sick of the Men-In-Black constantly knocking on your door and following you to the grocery store in their big black Cadillacs? Annoyed at the NSA, the CIA and the FBI bugging your phones and reading your e-mails? Well, for a limited time only you can now get your very own bottle of "CONSPIRACY BE-GONE!" It comes in a handy spray bottle for easy spritzing of all those annoying conspiracy related problems. ONLY $19.95!! Of course we don't really have any Conspiracy BE-GONE, but we have the next best thing! Your latest issue of Conspiracy Journal. The weekly email newsletter that is sure to annoy all those extraterrestrials, government agents, and pundits of the New World Order who want to keep you in the dark about what is REALLY going on in the world today. This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such cochlea-crushing stories as: - Military Intelligence Spied on Americans - - UK Mayor's UFO Sighting Verified By Others - - The Grunch: America's Blood Sucker - - On Parched Farms, Using Intuition to Find Water - AND: "Yeti" Hairs Actually From Goat |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:43 PM EDT
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Now Playing: Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #490 10/10/08
cj#490 It doesn't matter if you lock your doors and throw away the keys - THEY know you are home! Got a computer? THEY know you are online! And THEY know that you have just received another brain-crunching issue of the weekly newsletter of all the weird stuff and conspiracies that THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW - THE CONSPIRACY JOURNAL! So read it quickly before THEY come knocking on your door to take you away! Information is POWER! This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such Indian-Summer days as: - The Army's Totally Serious Mind-Control Project - - It's All Right on the Other Side - - Chile: Intraterrestrials in the Chilean Desert? - - Do Mammoths Still Roam? - AND: Eight Real-Life Doctor Frankensteins |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:51 PM EDT
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