Topic: Issue #491 10/17/08
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In Association With Mysteries Magazine! 10/17/08 #491 http://www.conspiracyjournal.com Subscribe for free at our subscription page: http://www.members.tripod.com/uforeview/subscribe.html You can view this newsletter online at: https://uforeview.tripod.com/conspiracyjournal491.html Tired of aliens abducting you in the middle of the night, interrupting your sleep and disturbing the cat? Sick of the Men-In-Black constantly knocking on your door and following you to the grocery store in their big black Cadillacs? Annoyed at the NSA, the CIA and the FBI bugging your phones and reading your e-mails? Well, for a limited time only you can now get your very own bottle of "CONSPIRACY BE-GONE!" It comes in a handy spray bottle for easy spritzing of all those annoying conspiracy related problems. ONLY $19.95!! Of course we don't really have any Conspiracy BE-GONE, but we have the next best thing! Your latest issue of Conspiracy Journal. The weekly email newsletter that is sure to annoy all those extraterrestrials, government agents, and pundits of the New World Order who want to keep you in the dark about what is REALLY going on in the world today. This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such cochlea-crushing stories as: - Military Intelligence Spied on Americans - - UK Mayor's UFO Sighting Verified By Others - - The Grunch: America's Blood Sucker - - On Parched Farms, Using Intuition to Find Water - AND: "Yeti" Hairs Actually From Goat All these exciting stories and MORE in this week's issue of CONSPIRACY JOURNAL! Take this link to read online this weeks exciting issue: https://uforeview.tripod.com/conspiracyjournal491.html Questions? Comments? Send your email to: conspiracyjournal@hotmail.com See you next week! |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
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