Topic: Issue #730 7/14/13
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Tired of aliens abducting you in the middle of the night, interrupting your sleep and disturbing the cat? Sick of the Men-In-Black constantly knocking on your door and following you to the grocery store in their big black Cadillacs? Annoyed at the NSA, the CIA and the FBI bugging your phones and reading your e-mails? Well, for a limited time only you can now get your very own bottle of "CONSPIRACY BE-GONE!" It comes in a handy spray bottle for easy spritzing of all those annoying conspiracy related problems. ONLY $19.95!!Don't forget to check out the latest Conspiracy Journal/Bizarre Bazaar Catalog...Number 40, full of our newest books, DVDs, and other interesting products that THEY don't want you to have!
Of course we don't really have any Conspiracy BE-GONE, but we have the next best thing! Your latest issue of Conspiracy Journal. The weekly email newsletter that is sure to annoy all those extraterrestrials, government agents, and pundits of the New World Order who want to keep you in the dark about what is REALLY going on in the world today.
- Fracking Poses a Risk to Our Water Supply -
- Police: Psychic Found Body Of Murdered 11-Year-Old Boy -
- Dr. Barry Taff: A Veteran Of The Psychic Wars -
AND: 23 of the Creepiest Things Ever Said by Kids
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz at 12:39 PM EDT