Topic: Issue #750 12/6/13
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This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such cochlea-crushing stories as:
- Oldest Human DNA Reveals Mysterious Branch of Humanity -
- The Hazards of Psychic Backlash -
- Panther Sightings Cross Mississippi -
AND: Does Remodeling Stir up Spirits?
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