Topic: Issue #546 11/13/09
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Perhaps today shall be the day you don't get out of bed. Why tempt the fates? Maybe today should be the day you don't drive your car...go to work...make important decisions...or do anything at all. Perhaps today shall be the day you don't get out of bed. Cosmic forces conspire against you. Malignant energies weave their way through the universe to seek you out for their dark missions. Black cats walk across your path. Today is Friday the 13th. Perhaps today shall be the day you don't get out of bed.
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This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such paraskavedekatriaphobia tales as:
- 'Something May Come Through' Dimensional 'Doors' at LHC -
- Have You Seen the Saucers? -
- Psychics Find Skeletal Remains In 100-Year-Old Mansion -
AND: Teenage Boy Claims Magic Turns Him Into Woman
All these exciting stories and MORE in this week's issue of CONSPIRACY JOURNAL!
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz at 9:46 AM EST