Topic: Issue #581 7/16/10
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Tired of aliens abducting you in the middle of the night, interrupting your sleep and disturbing the cat? Sick of the Men-In-Black constantly knocking on your door and following you to the grocery store in their big black Cadillacs? Annoyed at the NSA, the CIA and the FBI bugging your phones and reading your e-mails? Well, for a limited time only you can now get your very own bottle of "CONSPIRACY BE-GONE!" It comes in a handy spray bottle for easy spritzing of all those annoying conspiracy related problems. ONLY $19.95!!
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This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such cochlea-crushing stories as:
- Maybe ET's Calling, But We Have the Wrong Phone -
- Fishermen Claim Lake Monster Responsible for Strange Deaths -
- The Mystery of Dyatlov Pass -
- US Army Heat-Ray Gun in Afghanistan -
AND: Superstitions Bring Real Luck, Study Reveals
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz at 11:00 PM EDT