Topic: Issue #933 12/3/17
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Be placid. Don't complain. Spy on your neighbors and report everything. Let the politicians do your thinking for you. Don't read the paper or watch the news. Don't form opinions. Accept that in order to be safe you must give up your personal freedoms. Now, ignore what you just read and THINK FOR YOURSELF! Don't let them PUSH YOU AROUND. USE YOUR BRAIN. READ A BOOK. QUESTION AUTHORITY. And especially, READ CONSPIRACY JOURNAL EACH AND EVERY WEEK!
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such tongue-tickling tales as:
- Living Bacteria Found on Outside of Space Station -
- Crashed Saucers and the Secret Life of Canda's Wilbert B. Smith -
- NY Cartoonist Haunted By "Demon Child" -
AND: Police Catch Man Prepared to Battle "Lizard People"
All these exciting stories and MORE in this week's issue of
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See you next week!
Posted by Tim R. Swartz at 4:03 PM EST