Topic: Issue #710 2/17/13
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Be placid. Don't complain. Spy on your neighbors and report everything. Let the politicians do your thinking for you. Don't read the paper or watch the news. Don't form opinions. Accept that in order to be safe you must give up your personal freedoms.
Now, ignore what you just read and THINK FOR YOURSELF! Don't let them PUSH YOU AROUND. USE YOUR BRAIN. READ A BOOK. QUESTION AUTHORITY. And especially, READ CONSPIRACY JOURNAL EACH AND EVERY WEEK!
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such tongue-tickling tales as:
- Meteor Explodes Over Russian, Injuring Hundreds -
- 'Bigfoot DNA' Study Seeks Yeti Rights -
- Love Telepathy-Is It Real? -
- The Secret Team -
AND: Yukon Miner Claims Infection by an ‘Extraterrestrial Life Form’
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See you next week!
Posted by Tim R. Swartz at 2:41 PM EST