Conspiracy Journal
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #494 10/7/08
cj#494
It is one week after Halloween...the candy buzz is slowly wearing off. The cardboard witches and black cats have been taken down and stored away for another year. The carved jack o' lanterns still sit on front porches, their faces slowly succumbing to the elements, melting to an even more gruesome caricature of frightening faces half-glimpsed in the dark from underneath sweat-soaked blankets. But don't be sad, for even if your regular newspaper or nightly news has turned away from tales of haunted houses and ghostly visitors, Conspiracy Journal is back once again to bring you all of the strange and weird news that happens every month, every week, every day...even if it is not Halloween. This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such sweet melting chocolate stories as: - Army Working on Science’s Outer Limits - - Massive Waves a Mystery at Maine Harbor - - UFOs Blamed For Massive Black-Out - - Tapping Into the Supernatural to Crack Crimes - AND: Legend of the Dog Man Still Haunts the Woods of Michigan |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #493 10/31/08
cj#493
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such Halloween-horror stories as: - U.S. and Soviet's Studied Paranormal Powers For Cold War Advantage - - Are Military Bases Haunted? - - Living In A Haunted House Drew Woman To Ghost Chasing - - The Biting Dead - AND: The Haunted Home of Joan Crawford |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 9:53 PM EDT
Friday, October 24, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #492 10/24/08
cj#492
Lock your doors. Hide the children and pets. Don't answer the phone! Because THEY are HERE! They're trying to get in! They're trying to listen in! They're trying to read your newest issue of CONSPIRACY JOURNAL! Yes that's right! Conspiracy Journal is here once again to inflame your senses and feed your brain. This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such migraine-inducing stories as: - U.S. Pilot Ordered To Shoot Down UFO - - Ghost Hunting Leaves Questions About The Paranormal Unanswered - - "Yeti" Footprints Found By Adventurers in Nepal - - Mysterious Monster Hunts - AND: Ralph Lael’s “Alien Mummy”: Where is He Now? |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 9:27 AM EDT
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #491 10/17/08
cj#491
Tired of aliens abducting you in the middle of the night, interrupting your sleep and disturbing the cat? Sick of the Men-In-Black constantly knocking on your door and following you to the grocery store in their big black Cadillacs? Annoyed at the NSA, the CIA and the FBI bugging your phones and reading your e-mails? Well, for a limited time only you can now get your very own bottle of "CONSPIRACY BE-GONE!" It comes in a handy spray bottle for easy spritzing of all those annoying conspiracy related problems. ONLY $19.95!! Of course we don't really have any Conspiracy BE-GONE, but we have the next best thing! Your latest issue of Conspiracy Journal. The weekly email newsletter that is sure to annoy all those extraterrestrials, government agents, and pundits of the New World Order who want to keep you in the dark about what is REALLY going on in the world today. This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such cochlea-crushing stories as: - Military Intelligence Spied on Americans - - UK Mayor's UFO Sighting Verified By Others - - The Grunch: America's Blood Sucker - - On Parched Farms, Using Intuition to Find Water - AND: "Yeti" Hairs Actually From Goat |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:43 PM EDT
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Now Playing: Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #490 10/10/08
cj#490
It doesn't matter if you lock your doors and throw away the keys - THEY know you are home! Got a computer? THEY know you are online! And THEY know that you have just received another brain-crunching issue of the weekly newsletter of all the weird stuff and conspiracies that THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW - THE CONSPIRACY JOURNAL! So read it quickly before THEY come knocking on your door to take you away! Information is POWER! This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such Indian-Summer days as: - The Army's Totally Serious Mind-Control Project - - It's All Right on the Other Side - - Chile: Intraterrestrials in the Chilean Desert? - - Do Mammoths Still Roam? - AND: Eight Real-Life Doctor Frankensteins |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:51 PM EDT
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #489 10/3/08
cj#489
Hovering high overhead, the UFO and its otherworldly occupants scan the Earths communications -- silently awaiting word that they have finally intercepted the secret information that has eluded them all week. Yes that's right! They are waiting for this weeks exciting issue of the newsletter of conspiracies, secrets, the paranormal and MORE - Conspiracy Journal is here once again to inflame your senses and question your beliefs. This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such autumn-kissed stories as: - Middle Americans Unite Against the Great Bank Rescue - - Irish Politician and Pilot Spot UFO - - Earliest Reference Describes Jesus As 'Magician' - - Sasquatch Sightings Continue Throughout Northwest - AND: Girl Who Bleeds Without Being Cut Baffles Doctors |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:47 PM EDT
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #488 9/26/08
cj#488
What unknown forces are really in control of our lives? Do nightmares of old gods and spirits of cobweb presence run rampant in our unconscious? Have otherworldly desires completely taken over, or are we merely the victims of opportunity and profit? Do secret societies with allegiance to stygian madness seek the ultimate control? Or are we merely pawns in some vast universal battle for reality? Lies are the truth, and truth lies -- but one shining source remains that all seek to learn...Conspiracy Journal...here once again to bring the light of truth to curse the darkness. This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such throat-tightening stories as: - "Pre-Crime" Detector Shows Promise - - Train Victim's Cellphone Kept Calling Loved Ones After He Died - - "Triangular" UFOs Spotted Near Wrexham - - Digging Into Dowsing - AND: Family Flees $7 Million Dollar Haunted Mansion |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 9:57 PM EDT
Friday, September 19, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #487 9/19/08
cj#487
Are you afraid of ghosts and monsters? How about aliens flying down in their space-craft to kidnap you from your bedroom at night? Or that the Men-In-Black are waiting for you just around the corner? Do you worry that the government is listening in on your private conversations? Or worse yet, do you worry that your community will be abandoned to the wolves and looters if a natural disaster strikes? Well never fear - Conspiracy Journal is Here! Yes that's right. Conspiracy Journal, your number one source of conspiracies, UFOs, the paranormal and more, is here once again to protect you from THEM, by keeping you informed on all the news and information that you won't hear on your local 6 o'clock news. This week, Conspiracy Journal takes a look at such insulin-robbing tales as: - RAF Officer Breaks 37-Year Silence on UFO Radar Mystery - - UFO Sightings Connected To Large Hadron Collider Experiment? - - Why Ghosts Wear Clothes - - Human Skin Capable of Seeing Colors and Shapes - AND: Sea’s Mysteries: M As In Mermaid Or As In Manatee |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 3:34 PM EDT
Friday, September 12, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue# 486 9/12/08
cj#486
Be placid. Don't complain. Spy on your neighbors and report everything. Let the politicians do your thinking for you. Don't read the paper or watch the news. Don't form opinions. Accept that in order to be safe you must give up your personal freedoms. Now, ignore what you just read and THINK FOR YOURSELF! Don't let them PUSH YOU AROUND. USE YOUR BRAIN. READ A BOOK. QUESTION AUTHORITY. And especially, READ CONSPIRACY JOURNAL EACH AND EVERY WEEK! This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such tongue-tickling tales as: - Electronic Smog 'Is Disrupting Nature On A Massive Scale'- - Fight Over UFO Photos Pits Family Versus Newspaper - - In the Wilds of New Jersey, a Legend Inspires a Hunt - - On the Trail of American Werewolves - AND: Ghost Whisperer in Our Midst All these exciting stories and MORE in this week's issue of CONSPIRACY JOURNAL! Take this link to read online this weeks exciting issue: https://uforeview.tripod.com/conspiracyjournal486.html Questions? Comments? Send your email to: conspiracyjournal@hotmail.com See you next week! |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 8:57 AM EDT
Friday, September 5, 2008
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #485 9/5/08
cj#485
It's time once again. It's time for the Men-In-Black to start hammering on your front door. It's time for secret government operatives to start tapping your phone and email accounts. It's time for those pesky little grey aliens to start abducting you from your bedroom at night. It's time for all of this because your number one weekly newsletter of conspiracies, UFOs, the paranormal and everything strange and bizarre has once again arrived in your email box - and they all want to read it to find out what is REALLY going on. This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such nose twitching stories as: - Everything is Broken - - Sun Makes History: First Spotless Month in a Century - - Black Ops Psychic Warriors Among Us - - Sweden's Lake Monster Possibly Caught On Camera - AND: Wisconsin Burial Grounds May Include Viking Ship |
Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 9:01 AM EDT
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