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Conspiracy Journal
Friday, August 28, 2009
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #535
cj#535
Tired of aliens abducting you in the middle of the night, interrupting your sleep and disturbing the cat? Sick of the Men-In-Black constantly knocking on your door and following you to the grocery store in their big black Cadillacs? Annoyed at the NSA, the CIA and the FBI bugging your phones and reading your e-mails? Well, for a limited time only you can now get your very own bottle of "CONSPIRACY BE-GONE!" It comes in a handy spray bottle for easy spritzing of all those annoying conspiracy related problems. ONLY $19.95!!
Of course we don't really have any Conspiracy BE-GONE, but we have the next best thing! Your latest issue of Conspiracy Journal. The weekly email newsletter that is sure to annoy all those extraterrestrials, government agents, and pundits of the New World Order who want to keep you in the dark about what is REALLY going on in the world today.
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such cochlea-crushing stories as:
- Deep Secrets of a UFO Think Tank Exposed -
- Psychics and Criminal Profilers -
- Monsters of the Deep -
- Is There a Power Word to Call on UFOs? -
AND: Kiryat Yam to be Sued over 'Mermaid'?
All these exciting stories and MORE in this week's issue of CONSPIRACY JOURNAL!
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 8:47 AM EDT
Friday, August 21, 2009
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #534 8/21/09
cj#534 They live deep underground in the stygian caverns carved from the virgin rock millions of years ago. They are the Old Ones, the first to call Earth their home -- but their original home, somewhere in the vast curtain of stars in the heavens, has been lost in antiquity. They now sit and watch their descendants on the surface who talk of love and forgiveness, but scheme to kill each other for the love of profit and power. They wonder how people who talk of peace and freedom are now considered evil and wrong, fit only to be taken to concentration camps for the ultimate walk down the fiery path. Blessed are the peace makers it was once written -- but now, such words are considered blasphemous and must be silenced. The Old Ones are glad that they live underground, free from the madness that envelopes the surface.
This week, Conspiracy Journal takes a look at such hair-pulling tales as:
- We Want You - Come With Us! -
- UMMO and the Extraterrestrial Papers -
- Dowsing: Ancient History -
- Bigfoot Beyond our Borders -
AND: Phantom Clown on Ardmore Trails?
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:52 AM EDT
Friday, August 14, 2009
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #533 8/14/09
cj#533 He stays up late into the night - fearful to sleep because of those who watch in the dark. They watch from the sky. The watch from the streets. They watch with the cold, glassy stare of hidden cameras. His communications are not safe. They read all that goes in, and all that goes out. His entertainment is monitored 24 hours a day. They know what TV shows he sees and which web sites on the Internet he visits. But despite all they see and do - nothing can prevent the arrival of his favorite weekly e-mail newsletter of the strange and weird. Yes that's RIGHT! Conspiracy Journal is here once again to reveal all the deep, dark secrets that THEY don't want YOU to know!
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such ocular-piercing tales as:
- New UFO Secrets Surface in Brazil -
- Curious Case of a Missing Ship -
- Giant Lunar Towers -
- Mystery Still Engulfs Lake Worth, Texas Monster -
AND: Israel's Mermaid Fever
All these exciting stories and MORE in this week's issue of CONSPIRACY JOURNAL!
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:38 AM EDT
Friday, August 7, 2009
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: CJ #532 8/7/09
cj#532 Welcome o’ seekers of the truth. Now that we are back from our summer vacation, we are once again doing battle with the agents of disinformation and those who want to keep the truth from you. Watch how they rush about in fear and panic because Conspiracy Journal is here with its weekly dose of news and information about conspiracies, UFOs, the paranormal, and anything else that’s strange, bizarre and absolutely interesting.
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such ankle-biting stories as:
- Mysterious UFO Crashes Into the Ottawa River -
- The Spectres of the Churinga Stone -
- Strange 'Monolith' Photographed on Mars -
- Alien Sightings Reported in North Port, Florida -
AND: Inventor Claims Device Can See 'Human Soul'
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:53 AM EDT
Friday, July 24, 2009
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: CJ #531 7/24/09
cj#531
The crystal ball glimmered with an iridescence of days of future past. The nearby flickering candles threw shadows of things yet to be upon the orbs crystalline matrix. The prophet, withered and aged, breathed deeply of the smokey air and continued to gaze deeply into the heart of the crystal. Deep within his brain, universal connections that bind us all in a web of wholeness are stimulated by the hypnotic shapes that danced faintly in the ball. Time and space are one and all information contained within reality are available to those who can master their intellect and allow the stream of information to be downloaded directly into the brain -- bypassing the rational mind that would block anything received through such unconventional methods. The prophet sighs in contentment -- because once again his crystal ball has brought him his subscription to Conspiracy Journal, the free weekly e-mail newsletter of everything weird and strange from the past present and future.
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such teeth-clenching stories as:
- Microwave Weapon Will Rain Pain From the Sky -
- Ufologist Richard Hall Dies -
- America's Secret Psychic Warriors -
AND: Motorist Has Near Collision With Bigfoot In Pennsylvania
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 8:53 AM EDT
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #530 7/17/09
cj#530
Are you afraid of ghosts and monsters? How about aliens flying down in their space-craft to kidnap you from your bedroom at night? Do you worry that the government is listening in on your private conversations? Or that the Men-In-Black are waiting for you just around the corner? Well never fear - Conspiracy Journal is Here! Yes that's right. Conspiracy Journal, your number one source of conspiracies, UFOs, the paranormal and more, is here once again to protect you from THEM, by keeping you informed on all the news and information that you won't hear on your local 6 o'clock news or read in your hometown newspaper.
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such curtain-climbing stories as:
- Famous LIFE Photographers' Roswell Crash Revelation -
- In Search of the Mongolian Death Worm -
- Could Sardinia be the Lost Island of Atlantis? -
AND: Saudi 'Genie' Sued for Harassment
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 11:19 PM EDT
Friday, July 10, 2009
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #529 7/10/09
cj#529
It's time once again. It's time for the Men-In-Black to start hammering on your front door. It's time for secret government operatives to start tapping your phone and email accounts. It's time for those pesky little grey aliens to start abducting you from your bedroom at night. It's time for all of this because your number one weekly newsletter of conspiracies, UFOs, the paranormal and everything strange and bizarre has once again arrived in your email box - and they want to read it to find out what is REALLY going on.
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such cosmic stories as:
- John Keel Has Died -
- When Advertising Meets Surveillance -
- Nazis Stealth Bomber Could Have Changed History -
- The Nature of Negative Hauntings -
AND: Three Strange Beings Reported at Crop Circle
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 8:43 AM EDT
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #528 7/3/09
cj#528 In a dark, smoke-filled room, somewhere deep in the bowels of an secret government agency, electronic spies quietly monitor all communications throughout the planet. When key words are detected, programs go into action to trace the source and destination of the targeted communication. And now, red lights are flashing, tapes are spinning, secret intelligence operatives are scrambling, and the black helicopters are flying. All because once again, cyberspace is filled with your number one source of information on conspiracies, UFO, the paranormal, and much more - Conspiracy Journal!
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such blood-boiling stories as:
- Close Encounters with the Pentagon -
- Team Claims to have Found Tunguska Crater -
- Unearthing Mt. Shasta’s Legends -
- Sacramento Group Doesn't Always Look for Ghosts -
AND: Sewer Monster Found in Raleigh, North Carolina
All these exciting stories and MORE in this week's issue of CONSPIRACY JOURNAL!
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 11:02 PM EDT
Updated: Thursday, July 2, 2009 11:05 PM EDT
Friday, June 26, 2009
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #527 6/26/09
cj#527 Welcome one and all to the greatest show on Earth! Inside the big top we have such mysteries as you've never seen before! A three-ring extravaganza of conspiracies, UFOs, the paranormal and much, much, MORE! So sit back and relax and prepared to be amazed, because Conspiracy Journal is here once again for your viewing pleasure.
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such creeping-in-the-dark stories as:
- UFO Buzzes Louisville International Airport -
- Dancing Plagues and Mass Hysteria -
- Burmese Pythons Slithering Across South?-
- Of Winged Beasts and Lizard Men -
AND: Stoned Wallabies Could Be Creating Crop Circles
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:34 AM EDT
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Conspiracy Journal
Topic: Issue #526 6/19/09
cj#526
Are you afraid of ghosts and monsters? How about aliens flying down in their space-craft to kidnap you from your bedroom at night? Do you worry that the government is listening in on your private conversations? Or that the Men-In-Black are waiting for you just around the corner? Well never fear - Conspiracy Journal is Here! Yes that's right. Conspiracy Journal, your number one source of conspiracies, UFOs, the paranormal and more, is here once again to protect you from THEM, by keeping you informed on all the news and information that you won't hear on your local 6 o'clock news or read in your hometown newspaper.
This week Conspiracy Journal brings you such knee-jerk stories as:
- Climate Change Already Having Impact On U.S., Expected To Worsen -
- Quantum Mysticism: Gone but Not Forgotten -
- Is There A Life On Mars Conspiracy?-
- Life Before Birth -
AND: Modern Merbeings?
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Posted by Tim R. Swartz
at 10:25 PM EDT
Updated: Thursday, June 18, 2009 10:30 PM EDT
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